Kind Sir/Madam

FRESH! Just in! The new HTBTGB (Hate be that guy but...) and YUBN.N.S (read that again) sections are being developereded

This notice serves to inform you that, prior to asking my question/posting my post/doing what I did which would have (possibly) prompted you to ask me to "Google" or "RTFM":

I READ THE MONKEY FIGHTIN MANUAL

• I "GOOGLED" IT
• and this part is very very impotent. Important too:

I HAVE A REASON FOR ASKING HERE

It's so important I will repeat it:

I HAVE A REASON FOR ASKING HERE

IF YOU ASK ME TO DO ANY OF THE ABOVE OR SIMILAR,

YOU DID NOT RTFM (THIS DOC)

Thank you young sirs/madams.